Oregon Writing Project at Willamette University

"Really Clean Latrine"
parody of "Yellow Submarine" by Lennon and McCartney

In the town where I was bored,
Lived a dog who talked to me,
And he told us of his wife,
In the Land of Clean Latrines,
So he drove us all around,
Till we found a clean latrine,
So we washed our dirty hands,
As we left the clean latrine.

We all live in a really clean latrine, really clean latrine, really clean latrine,
We all live in a really clean latrine, really clean latrine, really clean latrine.

As we use our toiletries, toilet paper is what we need.
Tidy Bowl of blue and green.

We all live in a really clean latrine, really clean latrine, really clean latrine,
We all live in a really clean latrine, really clean latrine, really clean latrine.

Lyrics written by Andy, Anna, Sam, Sunnie, Casey

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