Oregon Writing Project at Willamette University

"Meatloaf's in the Pan"
parody of "Secret Agent Man" by Johnny Rivers

There's a mom who's cooking is a danger,
It's so bad you'll need to call a ranger,
With every bite you take,
You'll get a tummy ache,
Odds are you won't live to eat tomorrow.

(Chorus)
Meat loaf's in the pan,
Meat loaf's in the pan,
It's giving you the hearburn,
And drivin' you insane.

Lyrics written by Monica, Chelsea, Rachel, Jaime

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