Oregon Writing Project at Willamette University

"Pork Thing"
parody of "Wild Thing" by The Troggs

Pork Thing,
Such a dark thing.
You make my fork sing, "Gravy,"
I said, "I'm hungry."

Pork Thing,
I think I'm hungry.
But it's not lunch time.
Come on and take a bite.
Yum, I love you.

Pork Thing,
Such a dark thing.
You make my fork sing, "Gravy,"
I said, "I'm hungry."

Pork Thing,
I think you fill me
But I want room for more
So come on, bring it on
You taunt me.

Lyrics written by Zach, Adam, Justin, Heidi, Katie, Liz, Thi, Kristi, coty, Brooke