Rubber Chicken, throw it down the street,
Rubber Chicken, the kind you'd like to eat,
Rubber Chicken, you are as yummy as can be!
Won't you come and dance with me? Turkey!
Rubber Chicken, won't you jump with me?
Rubber Chicken, you drive me cra-zee.
Rubber Chicken, you have such gross, smelly feet.
Do you like dark or white meat?
Rubber Chicken, you're out of style,
Rubber Chicken, why don't you smile?
Rubber Chicken, bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk.
Rubber Chicken, you're out of style,
Rubber Chicken, why don't you smile?
Rubber Chicken, bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk.
Cause I need you, I'll treat you right.
Come on, chicken, be mine tonight.
Rubber Chicken, why can't you fly?
Rubber Chickens can't touch the sky,
Rubber Chickens make awful pot pies.
(Spoken) If that's the way it must be, OK,
I guess I'll go on home, it's late,
We'll meet tomorrow night, but wait
What do I see?
It's my rubber chicken waddlin' back to me,
Yeah, it's waddlin' back to me.
Oh!
Lyrics written by Parisah, Eme, Becca, Shelby, Ebby, Jessica, Caitlin, Annie, Rachel, Liz.
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