Oregon Writing Project at Willamette University

"We're Off to Buy a Toad-brush"
parody of "We're Off to See the Wizard" from "The Wizard of Oz")

Don't brush your teeth with a toad,
Don't brush your teeth with a toad,
Swallow, swallow, swallow, swallow, swallow a really big toad.
Swallow a toad with peaches and cream,
Swallow a toad before he screams,
Swallow, swallow, swallow, swallow a really big toad.

We're off to buy a toad-brush,
And gargle a mouthful of slugs,
We like the taste the wonderful taste, the wonderful taste of bugs,
If ever, oh ever you taste a slug,
Swallow the slugs before the bugs,
The bugs, the bugs, the bugs, the bugs, the bugs!
Because of the wonderful taste of their mugs.

Lyrics written by Ashley, Carly, Bethany, Caleb, Nicole, Cambria

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